Jose Canseco Is Worried That The Threat Of Robots Is Being Taken Too Lightly And I 100 Percent Agree With Him

I am sure a lot of people saw Jose Canseco’s Twitter rant today and had themselves a good chuckle. Just another loony toon screaming at the sky. Lets all point at and make fun of the village idiot and meathead right?

If movies have taught us anything, it’s that the “crazy” people AKA the social outcasts are the ones we need to listen to the most. They were woke lonnnnng before #staywoke was an ironic internet movement. Whether it was Sarah Connors screaming about robots, Randy Quaid blabbering about aliens, or you know, Jose Canseco in real life talking about steroids. Oh yeah that’s right, lets not forget how everyone scoffed at Jose’s claim that a kabillion people in baseball were juicing back in the day. Just Jose being Jose. Next thing you know, Sammy Sosa can’t speak English, Mark McGwire is pleading the fiffff like he’s in Chappelle’s Show, Raffy Palmeiro ends up getting his proverbial finger shoved up his proverbial ass, and the steroids era flummoxes Hall of Fame voters annually. So when Jose talks, I listen.

My only disagreement comes with Jose’s assessment that the robots won’t be attacking us but instead will be taking’er’jobbbbs

That’s just how it starts. First they take our jobs. Then they take over working every inch of our homes for us. Then they get tired of doing all the work and attack. Robot War Strategy 101. But I don’t blame Jose for not giving away the robots’ entire strategy. Give your fellow man a slight head up, but save all the good doomsday bunk materials for yourself. Very respectable Jose and I see what you are doing. I definitely won’t be building a doomsday bunker for myself just like that certain ex-NBA player definitely doesn’t have a doomsday bunker.

*WINK*

P.S. I had to look up what ENIAC was because I want the Stoolies to be a well-informed bunch. It’s basically the first real computer or something. I am calling my shot now that the robots will name either their first offensive against the humans Operation ENIAC.

P.P.S. If you didn’t read this tweet in Mike Portnoy’s voice, you haven’t listened to Friday’s Pardon My Take yet.